In an effort to rid the city of disease-ridden, vicious cyclists, Cambridge has installed a number of these innovative new traps. As the vermin try to pass over the trap, the thumb-sized bits of gravel draws their wheels into the sharply sloping pit, allowing passing motorists to conveniently mash their heads, rendering them harmless. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THE CYCLIST YOURSELF! Once the pit trap is full, local authorities will send out a maintenance crew to remove the bodies.

Pit Trap

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