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Almost got hit crossing the street.

September 21st, 2009

In the crosswalk.  I threw my bagel and hit the car. Then I ate the bagel. Everyone who drives in Brookline is an assclown.

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3 Responses to “Almost got hit crossing the street.”

  1. heather Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    i’m glad you didn’t waste a perfectly good bagel on an assclown!

  2. The Shredded Schrader » Blog Archive » Attack of the Killer Bagel Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    [...] Monday morning, a bagel died in Brookline. Someone threw it at a car… and when it hit… bagelly goodness splattered in all directions. [...]

  3. cyclostat Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    I think we need an assclown response plan.

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